you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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