wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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