would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
