Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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