lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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