At least make sure they are 18
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yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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