just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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