I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize
