It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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