Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
