First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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