Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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