we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she looked like the before picture.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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