The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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