yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I came so hard my ears popped.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
