Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
ok first of all what the fuck
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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