I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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