exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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