YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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