So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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