some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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