Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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