I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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