we're blogging at a bar
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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