It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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