this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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