The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
