So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Randomize
