Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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