Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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