Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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