wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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