Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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