the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I wear drunk well.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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