I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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