i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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