i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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