did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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