in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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