yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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