I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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