i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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