ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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