True but thats because hes a fetus.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Randomize
