You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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