I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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