We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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