People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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