No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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