The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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