She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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