I hate your face
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Less talking, more tequila
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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