So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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